Emohiro

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Mon, 20 May 2013 07:13:00 -0400

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♥ shamp

Mon, 20 May 2013 06:37:00 -0400

♥ shamp

Dreams

Fri, 17 May 2013 06:28:00 -0400

Good dream: Can’t remember details or pleasant feelings, while desperately clinging to vanishing memories of the cute, dream girl’s face.

Bad Dream: Can’t stop hearing the horrific screams, even while awake, and relive the visuals of people being torn apart by lions every time I close my eyes.

♪ I’m intimate with your machine, I memorized what it says...

Sat, 11 May 2013 12:38:28 -0400

♪ I’m intimate with your machine, I memorized what it says to me…♫

Why is MC Totally Rad so ridiculously fresh?

Sat, 11 May 2013 11:37:04 -0400

Why is MC Totally Rad so ridiculously fresh?

Knock knock... knock knock....

Wed, 08 May 2013 07:48:03 -0400

I have social anxiety, so i never get knock knock jokes. I just hide until they go away.

♥ shamp

7 inches?

Mon, 06 May 2013 12:45:16 -0400

Girls overestimate the size of spiders in the same way guys overestimate their penises.

♥ shamp

Wed, 01 May 2013 07:51:08 -0400

♥ shamp

By popular demand. ♥ you, Miss.♥ shamp

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 16:23:00 -0400

By popular demand.

♥ you, Miss.
♥ shamp

Yeah thanks anon. Now i have to deal with this shit… ♥...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 06:13:06 -0400

Yeah thanks anon. Now i have to deal with this shit…

♥ shamp

Workplace Politics

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 05:28:00 -0400

If I was a cashier with a vendetta, I’d finish every exchange by saying “You’ll pay for this!”

♥ shamp

i really like that jumpash guy he seams cool and really hot, you should do more comics with him in. do you know his number i'd like to talk to him about or you know life and stuff, the ups and downs. oh sigh frist time i drink after 26 days and it goes to my head

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 02:00:01 -0400

Yeah anon… Jumpash hasn’t been in any of the recent comics, i guess he’s been busy going out to night clubs and making out with people. I’m sure he’ll turn up soon enough.

♥ shamp

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 09:02:00 -0400

♥ shamp

Conspiracies.

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 03:11:02 -0400

Alex Jones thinks he’s Three Dog, but really he’s President John Henry Eden.

Shameless selfie with me and Kaz. ♥ shamp

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 12:13:07 -0400

Shameless selfie with me and Kaz.

♥ shamp

jhonenv: Was going through my iTunes and found this old...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 04:54:03 -0400

jhonenv:

Was going through my iTunes and found this old recording in my voice notes. This is quite a few years old and I’m not entirely sure what was so important about this that I had to make a voice memo of it, but it was probably a matter of life or death at the time.

sigh ♥ shamp

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 09:01:00 -0400

*sigh*

♥ shamp

The Strokes.

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 14:04:00 -0400

Listening to the new Strokes album is like crawling through the broken shards of my favorite shot glass.

♥ shamp

Mosquitoes

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 06:52:00 -0400

Sometimes a mosquito is buzzing around me and i kill it before it even gets a chance to bite me. Then as i look down at the black smear it left behind, I feel bad because I never know if she intended to bite me or not. I do the same thing with relationsips.

♪ There’s comfort in the bottom of a swimming pool. ♫ ♥...

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 04:22:04 -0400

♪ There’s comfort in the bottom of a swimming pool. ♫

♥ shamp