Good dream: Can’t remember details or pleasant feelings, while desperately clinging to vanishing memories of the cute, dream girl’s face.
Bad Dream: Can’t stop hearing the horrific screams, even while awake, and relive the visuals of people being torn apart by lions every time I close my eyes.
♪ I’m intimate with your machine, I memorized what it says to me…♫
I have social anxiety, so i never get knock knock jokes. I just hide until they go away.
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Girls overestimate the size of spiders in the same way guys overestimate their penises.
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By popular demand.
♥ you, Miss.
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Yeah thanks anon. Now i have to deal with this shit…
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If I was a cashier with a vendetta, I’d finish every exchange by saying “You’ll pay for this!”
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Anonymous asked: i really like that jumpash guy he seams cool and really hot, you should do more comics with him in. do you know his number i'd like to talk to him about or you know life and stuff, the ups and downs. oh sigh frist time i drink after 26 days and it goes to my head
Yeah anon… Jumpash hasn’t been in any of the recent comics, i guess he’s been busy going out to night clubs and making out with people. I’m sure he’ll turn up soon enough.
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Alex Jones thinks he’s Three Dog, but really he’s President John Henry Eden.
Shameless selfie with me and Kaz.
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*sigh*
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