May 2012
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May 18th
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I feel like a woman trapped in a manatee’s body. ♥ shamp
May 15th
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May 12th
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May 9th
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May 3rd
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The Ant King's Happy Shower Fun Time
While showering, i noticed a tiny winged ant crawling up the shower curtain. Like a drunk driver he swerved his way from the bottom of the curtain until he reached my head height. On a whim, I decided to try and convince him i was the ant god. I leaned in really close to him and exhaled. He stopped. In my deepest, booming voice, I Informed the ant that i was god and then gave him a set of rules...
May 1st
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